all about tom swift

I had submitted these lists to McSweeney's, but they turned me down.

TOM SWIFT, SR. TITLES THAT MAY HAVE BEEN EXCITING AT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY, BUT ARE NOW EXTREMELY DULL
Tom Swift and his Giant Telescope
Tom Swift and his Giant Magnet
Tom Swift and his Talking Pictures
Tom Swift Among the Fire Fighters
Tom Swift and his Big Tunnel
Tom Swift and his Great Searchlight
Tom Swift and his Wireless Message
Tom Swift and his Motorcycle

TOM SWIFT, SR. TITLES THAT ARE JUST PERPLEXING
Tom Swift and his Chest of Secrets
Tom Swift and his Great Oil Gusher
Tom Swift and his Television Detector
Tom Swift and his Magnetic Silencer

TOM SWIFT SR.’S EXCELLENTLY NAMED MANSERVANT
Eradicate “Rad” Sampson

TOM SWIFT, JR.'S MOST HYPERBOLICALLY AWESOME TITLES
Tom Swift and his Atomic Earth Blaster
Tom Swift in the Caves of Nuclear Fire
Tom Swift and his Electronic Retroscope
Tom Swift and his Spectromarine Selector
Tom Swift and his Triphibian Atomicar
Tom Swift and his Megascope Space Prober
Tom Swift and his Repelatron Skyway
Tom Swift and his Polar-Ray Dynasphere
Tom Swift and his Subocean Geotron